Wagner Brown Honest to God Hoe Down
Two men with the mission of kicking your ass with rock.
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Yes Vagina, There Is A Santa Cock Yes Vagina, There Is A Santa Cock
Destined to join the ranks of "White Christmas", "Jingle Bells", "I Wanna Buttfuck The Pope", and other Xmas classics.
You Look Different You Look Different
Not the greatest mix in the world, but you get the idea, gal-pal
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We are a duo of budding young sexual devaints who took some time to laydown tracks that most folks just wouldn't bother to. One half of us lives in the Wintry North of Michigan, and One half of us lives in the Pseudo-South of Maryland. We have never met in person, nor cyber-sexed one another... yet.Band/artist history
Circa August 2002: Gary emails Dave to suggest Colaboration. Dave emails Gary back and tells him that they can't colaborate until he knows whether or not he will be going for his gender reassignment surgery.
Circa September 2002: The surgery is a success!!! And the world gains another band.Have you performed in front of an audience?It's very hard to perform, seeing as we are seperated by 530 miles.
Your musical influences
We listen to all kinds of music. Then we make up shit that takes like 2 minutes to do. It's fun, and has varying degrees of success.What equipment do you use?
First, we write songs. Then we record them in two second segments. Nextmost, we connect them in a way befitting our feelings about the Crimean War at the time. Furtherwise, we feed the whole bitchin' mess into Pro Tools and change all the tempos to 12 bpm and add phat beats with Sam Neil making kooky orgasm sounds on top. And there's prostitutes. And PCP. Look, just like us, okay?Anything else?
I can't find my poodle. He's kind of pale and has a cute straight mustache. Sometimes he wears red armbands and speaks in a weird moonman languange. Will you help me? I miss him so much.
Farknicka,
USA
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