Hurry hurry hurry!
Step right up and see the freak! The creature whos part girl, part beast! Is she more human than wookie? Venture on in and decide for your self!
Freak show!
A cruel joke on man.
Birth size, unnatural!
Exposed to toxic waste!
Tries to fit in but can’t
FIT ANYWHERE
Too fat
For chairs
Too fat
For bikes
Too fat
For bathing suits
Too fat
For the forest moon of endor!
But not too fat for my freak show!
Now you sit in a cage
People pay money to see you
I win the internet.