Hack Musicians
One-man bands, fruityloops conconctions, and unabashed noise
  A playlist by @diremption
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Picture for song 'The Farmworkers Association's Got Nothing...' by artist 'Cum Fetus'
The Farmworkers Association's Got Nothing...

Cum Fetus

Cum Fetus, two-man goregrind spectacular.

Cum Fetus came together in December 2005 due to an alarming lack of bands with 'Cum' in their names. 
They listen to Pat Benatar and Ace of Base while drinking to get all of their ideas.

Metal - Death/Black Metal

Picture for song 'Let's Whine About Girls' by artist 'Splittaz Dance Floor'
Let's Whine About Girls

Splittaz Dance Floor

RAPE GOODNESS. YOU WILL LISTEN AND BE DESTROYED AND HAPPY. AT THE SAME TIME.

We're Splittaz Dance Floor. We're infinitely better than your band because we have found out what music really is and no one else has. We're better than you. We're better than your family. We actually beat your family.
We're cooler than emo.

Alternative - Experimental

Picture for song 'Answer the Phone' by artist 'Splittaz Dance Floor'
Answer the Phone

Splittaz Dance Floor

RAPE GOODNESS. YOU WILL LISTEN AND BE DESTROYED AND HAPPY. AT THE SAME TIME.

We're Splittaz Dance Floor. We're infinitely better than your band because we have found out what music really is and no one else has. We're better than you. We're better than your family. We actually beat your family.
We're cooler than emo.

Alternative - Experimental

Picture for song 'How about you, Electric Boogaloo?' by artist 'Splittaz Dance Floor'
How about you, Electric Boogaloo?

Splittaz Dance Floor

RAPE GOODNESS. YOU WILL LISTEN AND BE DESTROYED AND HAPPY. AT THE SAME TIME.

We're Splittaz Dance Floor. We're infinitely better than your band because we have found out what music really is and no one else has. We're better than you. We're better than your family. We actually beat your family.
We're cooler than emo.

Alternative - Experimental

Picture for song 'office' by artist 'Splittaz Dance Floor'
office

Splittaz Dance Floor

RAPE GOODNESS. YOU WILL LISTEN AND BE DESTROYED AND HAPPY. AT THE SAME TIME.

We're Splittaz Dance Floor. We're infinitely better than your band because we have found out what music really is and no one else has. We're better than you. We're better than your family. We actually beat your family.
We're cooler than emo.

Alternative - Experimental

Picture for song 'the motorcycle song' by artist 'Splittaz Dance Floor'
the motorcycle song

Splittaz Dance Floor

RAPE GOODNESS. YOU WILL LISTEN AND BE DESTROYED AND HAPPY. AT THE SAME TIME.

We're Splittaz Dance Floor. We're infinitely better than your band because we have found out what music really is and no one else has. We're better than you. We're better than your family. We actually beat your family.
We're cooler than emo.

Alternative - Experimental

Picture for song 'space motorcycle' by artist 'Splittaz Dance Floor'
space motorcycle

Splittaz Dance Floor

RAPE GOODNESS. YOU WILL LISTEN AND BE DESTROYED AND HAPPY. AT THE SAME TIME.

We're Splittaz Dance Floor. We're infinitely better than your band because we have found out what music really is and no one else has. We're better than you. We're better than your family. We actually beat your family.
We're cooler than emo.

Alternative - Experimental

Picture for song 'Overpowering Bloodlust Leading to Post-Mortem Esca' by artist 'Diremption'
Overpowering Bloodlust Leading to Post-Mortem Esca

Diremption

garbage. experimental. noise, death metal, disgusting.

Diremption is an experimental noise/death metal/grindcore band and one of the triumvirate of Hack Musicians, along with Daughter of the Locust and Fat Girl.

Metal - Death/Black Metal

Picture for song 'Evisceration Complex' by artist 'Diremption'
Evisceration Complex

Diremption

garbage. experimental. noise, death metal, disgusting.

Diremption is an experimental noise/death metal/grindcore band and one of the triumvirate of Hack Musicians, along with Daughter of the Locust and Fat Girl.

Metal - Death/Black Metal

Picture for song 'The Intraweb' by artist 'Diremption'
The Intraweb

Diremption

garbage. experimental. noise, death metal, disgusting.

Diremption is an experimental noise/death metal/grindcore band and one of the triumvirate of Hack Musicians, along with Daughter of the Locust and Fat Girl.

Metal - Death/Black Metal

Picture for song 'Holy Mashed Potatoes' by artist 'Fat Girl'
Holy Mashed Potatoes

Fat Girl

Music for the tone deaf

Do yourself a favor. EXIT THIS WINDOW NOW.

Electronic - Experimental Sounds

Picture for song 'Arizona's Responsible For Making My Ex A Dyke' by artist 'Fat Girl'
Arizona's Responsible For Making My Ex A Dyke

Fat Girl

Music for the tone deaf

Do yourself a favor. EXIT THIS WINDOW NOW.

Electronic - Experimental Sounds

Picture for song 'Da Rappin' Assassin Killin' Eastsyda (D.R.A.K.E.)' by artist 'Fat Girl'
Da Rappin' Assassin Killin' Eastsyda (D.R.A.K.E.)

Fat Girl

Music for the tone deaf

Do yourself a favor. EXIT THIS WINDOW NOW.

Electronic - Experimental Sounds

Picture for song 'Holy Alphabert' by artist 'Fat Girl'
Holy Alphabert

Fat Girl

Music for the tone deaf

Do yourself a favor. EXIT THIS WINDOW NOW.

Electronic - Experimental Sounds

Picture for song 'Holy Hole In A Doughnut' by artist 'Fat Girl'
Holy Hole In A Doughnut

Fat Girl

Music for the tone deaf

Do yourself a favor. EXIT THIS WINDOW NOW.

Electronic - Experimental Sounds

Picture for song 'Holy Heart Failure' by artist 'Fat Girl'
Holy Heart Failure

Fat Girl

Music for the tone deaf

Do yourself a favor. EXIT THIS WINDOW NOW.

Electronic - Experimental Sounds

Picture for song 'Holy Fruit Salad' by artist 'Fat Girl'
Holy Fruit Salad

Fat Girl

Music for the tone deaf

Do yourself a favor. EXIT THIS WINDOW NOW.

Electronic - Experimental Sounds

Picture for song 'Holy Caffine' by artist 'Fat Girl'
Holy Caffine

Fat Girl

Music for the tone deaf

Do yourself a favor. EXIT THIS WINDOW NOW.

Electronic - Experimental Sounds

Picture for song 'Since Christianity Stole All The Hotties' by artist 'Fat Girl'
Since Christianity Stole All The Hotties

Fat Girl

Music for the tone deaf

Do yourself a favor. EXIT THIS WINDOW NOW.

Electronic - Experimental Sounds

Picture for song 'Jesus Christ, The Hottie Stealer' by artist 'Fat Girl'
Jesus Christ, The Hottie Stealer

Fat Girl

Music for the tone deaf

Do yourself a favor. EXIT THIS WINDOW NOW.

Electronic - Experimental Sounds