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I have made seven albums. I walk when the little white man (oh - how fitting!) is not present on the crosswalk thingey, and yet am not hit by cars. The elements inspire no fear in me. I have seen as wide a cross-section of Rodney Dangerfield films as is possible within my means. Sometimes I wonder if anything can kill me...Band/artist history
1969: Born in Columbia, Maryland
1996: Filmed my breakthrough role in "Primal Fear". Critics said I stole the movie from star Richard Gere.
1996-1998: Starred in many films, including "American History X" and 1998's excellent "Rounders".
October, 1999: Starred in "Fight Club", perhaps my finest work to date.
December, 1999: Woke up. Became disappointed as I quickly realized that I was not, in fact, Edward Norton. Took a good long poop. Read some "Hustler".Have you performed in front of an audience?Let me tell you a little secret...I don't play live, but sometimes...I PLAY NAKED! Doesn't that blow your mind?!?
Your musical influences
entertainment, companionship, feeling good about myself, survivalWhat equipment do you use?
All of the instruments in my songs, despite how they might sound, are actually just me beating a dead aardvark's chest.Anything else?
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http://www.geocities.com/hotrapbeatsYo just checkin back to see if you had any new joints. Still soundin dope. KeepElevating...Check out my new music if you get a chance...PeAcElike a bridge over troubled water, i will lay me down. cant access yer sniblets.. "error syncin' mpeg" or some such rubbish.. the titles are delicious though.All comments (7)
Hey buddy, your interview's d best i've read. I bet if you put some music with your interview as the lyrics, IT WILL MAKE A VERY GOOD SONG!.