Uncle Dave's Family Eatery and Textile Emporium
An innovative blend of the intelligent acoustic party anthems of Dave Matthews and the dark introspection of the Barenaked Ladies
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A Valiant Attempt To Get A Girl To Stop Calling Me A Valiant Attempt To Get A Girl To Stop Calling Me
It's a lot harder to do than you'd think
Why Does Everyone I Kiss Keep Getting Diphtheria? Why Does Everyone I Kiss Keep Getting Diphtheria?
It's a valid question. Sounds like: Ween, Steve Malkmus (sort of), Beatles
20 Minute Mouth Organ Solo In Fm 20 Minute Mouth Organ Solo In Fm
Indie rock Beatles. Which is actually a pretty good band name.
Schenectady (That's Where I'm From) Schenectady (That's Where I'm From)
Not that many people know this stuff, but it's true. Sounds like: early Unrest, and maybe a little like the Fall if Mark Smith sang.
I have made seven albums. I walk when the little white man (oh - how fitting!) is not present on the crosswalk thingey, and yet am not hit by cars. The elements inspire no fear in me. I have seen as wide a cross-section of Rodney Dangerfield films as is possible within my means. Sometimes I wonder if anything can kill me...Band/artist history
1969: Born in Columbia, Maryland
1996: Filmed my breakthrough role in "Primal Fear". Critics said I stole the movie from star Richard Gere.
1996-1998: Starred in many films, including "American History X" and 1998's excellent "Rounders".
October, 1999: Starred in "Fight Club", perhaps my finest work to date.
December, 1999: Woke up. Became disappointed as I quickly realized that I was not, in fact, Edward Norton. Took a good long poop. Read some "Hustler".Have you performed in front of an audience?Let me tell you a little secret...I don't play live, but sometimes...I PLAY NAKED! Doesn't that blow your mind?!?
Your musical influences
entertainment, companionship, feeling good about myself, survivalWhat equipment do you use?
All of the instruments in my songs, despite how they might sound, are actually just me beating a dead aardvark's chest.Anything else?
Don't settle for loose-fitting shoes - finding shoes that fit is easier than you'd think. Just complete this easy four step process! 1) go into a shoe store. Buy a pair of shoes. 2) Take the laces out of the shoes, and strangle a passerby with them. 3) When said passerby is either unconscious or deceased, try his/her shoes on - WITHOUT UNTYING THE LACES! That last part is very important. 4) If they fit, your task is done. Now, NEVER TAKE THEM OFF. If you do, you'll have to repeat this whole process all over again.
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Hey buddy, your interview's d best i've read. I bet if you put some music with your interview as the lyrics, IT WILL MAKE A VERY GOOD SONG!.
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Yo just checkin back to see if you had any new joints. Still soundin dope. KeepElevating...Check out my new music if you get a chance...PeAcE
like a bridge over troubled water, i will lay me down. cant access yer sniblets.. "error syncin' mpeg" or some such rubbish.. the titles are delicious though.
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