Two Bicycles Built for One
sounds like a bus and a jukebox humming sweet melodies together.
2
songs
253
plays
Turkey For National Bird Turkey For National Bird
Possibly the greatest political stand in the history of music. Turkey for National Bird points the political finger of truth at a long-trusted American "hero." May your eyes be opened by the song's relevant message. (Guitar by Derek Decker)
Hot Potato Hot Potato
The potato was a clever creature, hiding his crusty skin under a colorful array of plastic features.
We were soldiers once, and young. But also, we were not. Mostly the latter. We love antique furniture. We proudly vote for any party that supports a change of national bird, and while we own dental floss, we don't know where we left it.Band/artist history
We have no history, and no present. There is only the future.Have you performed in front of an audience?We will play live in time. In antique stores maybe. Or maybe at estate sales where there are a lot of antiques. Or maybe at one of those stores that sells retro furniture that looks antique, although some might consider that to be selling out.
Your musical influences
Steve Taylor, Danielsen FamileWhat equipment do you use?
Fruity loops, accordian, some old yamaha keyboard, xeno/bach trumpets, PVC pipe dijoridoo, melophone.Anything else?
Our lyrics will baffle you by being baffling. They mean something, but you forgot what. Our haircuts are macho to an extent rivaled only by Chuck Norris. We would like to thank Miller Auto Center for centralizing autos. And for milling, if they really even do that. Also we would like to thank the growers and traders of vegetables. Your wares are both nutritious and healthy. Thanks to the brilliant mind behind the Dannon Fruision advertising campaign. I shall trade in my breakfast. We are immortal. We watch Constantine to learn theology. Both of us are, unfortunately, still trapped in the matrix because we thought that Morpheus said that the blue pill was the one that would get us out.Contact
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Comments (5)
All was quiet on the Two Bicycles Built for One front..
I love the melodies you create.
I've got an extra bike, swing on past and pick it up. ;-) Nice song. Look forward to hearing more.
good show chaps
I quit life. Life is going to keep going, but I am not showing up.
