The Real Dirty D
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Dirty D was born Dirtayus Derik the Disaster II on Dec. 17-23 in a small Indian Village w/in a bigger Indian village. His father, Pete, was chief of the village and his mother, Alexa ,was a dirty whore from a seaside resort town constantly smelling of fish. W/ only 13 dollars and a can-do attitude, Dirty D was concieved. Imediatley, the villagers took notice of his undeniable skills w/ a mic and w/ the abilty to make salty foods dissapear almost instantanously. Pete, realizing the talent of young Dirtayus, rented a honda accord and drove the soon to be phenom into the city. It was here where Pete dropped off the son he never wanted in the garbage bin outside a dunkin donuts never to speak of again. Dirtayous knew that this happened for a reason. and the rest of the world was soon to know to...Band/artist history
Discography:
1992 - from rags to ragtime, a night at the apollo w/ dirtayus
1994 - gaining weight and cashing in
1995 - dirty d fights giraffes
1996 - dirty d and dj corn cob: you bring the dirt i'll bring the cobs
1997 - reincarnated: Im a Squigly Squirel
1999 - bitches be wild
2000 - dirty d and shaq: cant bring em home to mom
2001 - dirty d vs. Rowdy Rowdy Piper
2002 - dirty d and michelle kwan: we knew you wouldnt understand
2002 - skank hos where they be
2004 - dirty d goes to hollywood....foreverHave you performed in front of an audience?despite doctors (all of which happened to be white)pleas to end his touring career citing the stress and vigour involved in the process will inevitebly lead to his 7th heart attack, 'd' presses on knowing that his 'heart condition', spinal cord injury, high blood pressure, disjointed knees, obesity, and general poor health similiar to that of a man 4 times his age, 6 times his weight, and living in a sewer during 17th century England, are all creations of the 'man' and he is fine.
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Comments (3)
Hi, I`m a Rapper & make a mixtape. I like your Style, your Beatz are very TIGHT! Please contact me at (mcadriano@okay.ms)
I pay also for Beatz, Peace!
'd' can not be bothered to listen to anyone else's tracks . he is unhappen with your demeanor as well. it may suit you best to lay low for awhile.
I really like your work...When you get a chance, check out my page, Let me know what your favorite tracks are...
