The Real Dirty D

Dirty D was born Dirtayus Derik the Disaster II on Dec. 17-23 in a small Indian Village w/in a bigger Indian village. His father, Pete, was chief of the village and his mother, Alexa ,was a dirty whore from a seaside resort town constantly smelling of fish. W/ only 13 dollars and a can-do attitude, Dirty D was concieved. Imediatley, the villagers took notice of his undeniable skills w/ a mic and w/ the abilty to make salty foods dissapear almost instantanously. Pete, realizing the talent of young Dirtayus, rented a honda accord and drove the soon to be phenom into the city. It was here where Pete dropped off the son he never wanted in the garbage bin outside a dunkin donuts never to speak of again. Dirtayous knew that this happened for a reason. and the rest of the world was soon to know to...

Discography:

1992 - from rags to ragtime, a night at the apollo w/ dirtayus

1994 - gaining weight and cashing in

1995 - dirty d fights giraffes

1996 - dirty d and dj corn cob: you bring the dirt i'll bring the cobs

1997 - reincarnated: Im a Squigly Squirel

1999 - bitches be wild

2000 - dirty d and shaq: cant bring em home to mom

2001 - dirty d vs. Rowdy Rowdy Piper

2002 - dirty d and michelle kwan: we knew you wouldnt understand

2002 - skank hos where they be

2004 - dirty d goes to hollywood....forever

despite doctors (all of which happened to be white)pleas to end his touring career citing the stress and vigour involved in the process will inevitebly lead to his 7th heart attack, 'd' presses on knowing that his 'heart condition', spinal cord injury, high blood pressure, disjointed knees, obesity, and general poor health similiar to that of a man 4 times his age, 6 times his weight, and living in a sewer during 17th century England, are all creations of the 'man' and he is fine.