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Rock & Dance-Pop Music artist from Chicago, IL. New songs free to stream or download. Add to your playlist now.

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The Proboscis

The Proboscis: The music's funny. So what! Don't be afraid to tell people that you like it. There's lot's of good rock and R&B in here so don't let the comed

7 songs
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Picture for song 'Constellation Nation' by artist 'The Proboscis'

Constellation Nation Constellation Nation

Pop Rock

Picture for song 'Underpants Tickleparty' by artist 'The Proboscis'

Underpants Tickleparty Underpants Tickleparty

A young Teenage Boy tries to convince his female friend to throw an underpants tickleparty

Latin Jazz

Picture for song 'Smoove Oppenafna' by artist 'The Proboscis'

Smoove Oppenafna Smoove Oppenafna

What did he say?

Funk

Picture for song 'It's (A) Secret' by artist 'The Proboscis'

It's (A) Secret It's (A) Secret

Instrumental guitar based thingy. Not exactly instrumental, I say It's a secret a few times.

Instrumental Rock

Picture for song 'Bathroom Breakdown' by artist 'The Proboscis'

Bathroom Breakdown Bathroom Breakdown

Funky Guitars, a hammond organ and a clarinet...what?

Instrumental Rock

The Proboscis!!!! I have a song submitted to the Tagworld snakes on a plane contest. Please vote fot it at: http://www.tagworld.com/snakesonaplane look under the letter "T" for The Proboscis
Band/artist history
Greg Szydlowski started out writing crappy techno music. Everyone laughed at it. Greg decided to engage in some preemptive stragtegery and write songs that were already funny, so when people laugh- well, you know, mission accomplished.
Have you performed in front of an audience?
Soon. Very soon.
Your musical influences
Learned guitar from Kirk Hammet and Yngwie Malmstein. Keys from Stevie Wonder and the old funk masters, song writing from Frank Zappa, and other coloration comes from Tom Waits, Outkast, Queen, Bach, Neil Diamond, Prince, and many others.
Anything else?
Insult a baker, and question his competence as a skilled pastry maker. He'll have no choice but to defend his honor by making you eat cake.
Contact
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