The Jennifer Chronicles
If you like gays (Nick), Asians (Amir and Nick), bombs, music, penises and humour The Jennifer Chronicles is for you!
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I Know It's Not Christmas But Let's Just Pretend I Know It's Not Christmas But Let's Just Pretend
![Picture for song 'The Neighborhood [CD Version]' by artist 'The Jennifer Chronicles'](https://cloudimages.soundclick.com/04/images/t/song/thejenniferchronicles%2Btheneighborhoodcdversion2.jpg)
The Neighborhood [CD Version] The Neighborhood [CD Version]
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![Picture for song 'Back To The Treehouse [w/o drums or bass]' by artist 'The Jennifer Chronicles'](https://cloudimages.soundclick.com/04/images/t/song/thejenniferchronicles%2Bbacktothetreehousewodrumsorbass2.jpg)
Back To The Treehouse [w/o drums or bass] Back To The Treehouse [w/o drums or bass]
Mexican/ African American Embarassment!
Being Russian Is Not So Bad Being Russian Is Not So Bad
Harrison Ford admit it - you are no Russian.
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"Quotes are suppose to have hidden meaning."
-Shane Palmer
Amir Sings A Lot
Nick Plays Guitar And Sings Frequently And Plays Drums, Bass, And Keys On OccasionBand/artist history
Nick and I met at the Locale A.M. cd release show for "Breaking the Forth Wall." Around when Locale A.M. was well into their set people were throwing around Boston Auto stickers and we had a compitition to see who could collect to most. Nick ended up wining by like two stickers (I think). A couple days or so later The Jennifer Chronicles were born through an amzingly 'emo' song called "My Indie Purse" (which was obviously a joke) that was well recieved (for me anyway...). The Jennifer Chronicles have shared and will share their jammage with other musicians. Soon a cd will be released. Prepare for ownage.
- AmirHave you performed in front of an audience?Amir:
Come on duders... we're The Jennifer Chronicles!
Nick:
I remember this time i use to like a girl. we stopped talking at a concert. i love that memory...
Your musical influences
Amir - lead vocals
American Nightmare, At the Drive-In, Bane, Bleeding Through, Boxcar Racer, Breathe In, Chris Carrabba, Champion, Coheed and Cambria, Comeback Kid, Darkest Hour, Embrace The End, Glassjaw, The Hope Conspiracy, Kai, Me Without You, New Found Glory, Norma Jean, Over My Dead Body, Reach the Sky, Rufio, Shai Hulud, Skycamefalling, Snapcase, Taking Back Sunday, Terror, Thrice, and Thursday.
Nick - guitar, vocals
ABBA, At the Drive-In, The Beegees, Blue Oyster Cult, The Cure, Dashboard Confessional, Dieradiodie, The Drive Home, A Fire Inside, Glassjaw, God, Good Charlotte, Brad Heiser, Iron Maiden, Bob Marley, Metallica, Rage Against the Machine, Randy Rhodes, Sunny Day Real Estate, Taking Back Sunday, Thrice, Thursday, Toast Machine, and Angus Young (not AC/DC).What equipment do you use?
Nick:
Fender
Marshall
Digitech
Korg
Compaq
Roland
Amir:
Seinheiser Microphone
Marshall AmplifierAnything else?
Latest pick up lines/ compliments used on Amir
"You pants make you look like a little kid... I like it!"
"You know you're good looking, that's why you want a hott girlfriend."
"You should be a model."
"I still love you."
And Nick:
"awww your so cute!!!!!"
-then why don't i have a girlfriend?
"you are really funny nick"
-thanks for noticing. maybe we can label me further.
"you are sooooooo asian"
-oh really? did you know i have 3 middle names?
"why do you suck at guitar?"
-because i like to piss people off.
"why did you start playing guitar if you suck so bad?"
-ask god. im catholic.
"i love you!"
-don't try too hard.
"i like this boy, can you help me with asking him out?"
-how about i try getting a girl myself then we'll work with your "problem"
"have you ever kissed/had sex/gone out with a girl?"
-why do you care? i know i try not to.
"i wish you would die"
-usually im asking that to myself but thanks for the heads up.
"why do you wear polo/glasses/tommy jeans if you like punk so much?"
-why do you want to look like something if you like it already? music isn't a trend.
"why dont you get contacts?"
-is that the only reason you don't like me? why don't you get an open mind?
"do you have a life?"
-would you like to take mine?
"how come you write 'emo' songs?"
-i don't write them. they write themselves.
"you sound like a cry baby. get over it/her/him already"
-how about you kill your best friends?
"Hey! Remember me?!"
-Hey! remember the last time someone asked me that over the internet! i didnt see anything of them but their font colors and screen name! heyyy! lol! j/k! a/s/l!
"did you notice that you are on mp3.com?"
-oh really? i did not notice that amir put that page up for us a year ago.
"why are you an asshole all the time?"
-just ask the questions and i'll give you the answers. no need for this 'why are you an asshole' booboohooboo.
more bitching soon enough.
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Comments (3)
I peep your track the other day and I came back today to tell you this, you are very impressive!
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We just finish this great song I think you should really check this one out! It's called 'Roll it up by 7thSign Music.
Here's where you can find it:
Band page: http://www.soundclick.com/7thsignmusic
wow, these boards really have no point. no one uses them.
-nick not amir
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