Teenage Tartan Nija Rampage
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Sarcastic B
Jul 02, 2005
By the Rivers of Babble On. Blessed be the Chaos of thy schemes. This has poetry in shovelfulls. More than can be said for our own Sarcastic B and Cheezee Flava...
"Playin' wid ma hoe in da *itches backyard
Dibblin' in da mud makes my spade shaft hard
My ditch pig loves it when I snuffle for her truffle
A sticky Belgian Biscuit or a Stilton Muffle.
Her fairy hammock drip-tray's full of tasty treats.
And a butt full of clinker that gets caught between my teeth.
Dangleberry, Tangleberry chokin' on a Strangleberry.
An Askeys Double Nougat with a drippy pickled herring."
It gets worserer...
"A donkey-rigged brother I'm Sarcastic B.
Got a way wit da ladees I was born in Allowee...
I walk the talk, I talk the walk.
The *itches were born to suck my *ock.
I'm a Mofo, not a Homo.
I trim my *itches bush with a muthafurkin' Flymo.
Its like Driveby Cropspray, drawin' mud from the well in the middle of a hurricane.
She heaved a Havana, a Chocolate Banana.
Her hairy lassoo caught
Sarcastic B
Jun 13, 2005
Gallus!
Absolutely love this track. Totally magic!You seem to hint of a major Roman fixation. Our old guitarist had such an interest. We recorded the Curlew on "Trouble In The Glen" at Bertha, the roman fort at Perth.