
Taco-Tron 2000
TacoTron 2000 exists for one express purpose : to rock the known universe and beyond, starting with Brooklyn, NYC.

The Night When Sassy Left This World The Night When Sassy Left This World
This is a song about a lap dog with a heart of gold and a mind of canned ham. Her misguided desires for greatness in the racing arena ultimately lead her to her demise, but not before she is allowed one glorius run in the limelight.

Evilest Eye Evilest Eye
I think this song is vague and apocalyptic enough to run shivers down your spine. It shows just how spooky the general MIDI soundset can be.

The Spider The Spider
This song is about the time when a spider crawled into my ear. Chock full of tasty slide guitar, kazoo and ebows!!!

Mister Noisy Mister Noisy
I used to live near a dude who could never be quiet. And then he died. I am serious. The lesson here is: never piss me off. The ending is found sound from an event at a used car dealership in Bithlo, Florida.

Juggalo Girl Juggalo Girl
This lovely pop song adresses an age old problem: the girl that captures your heart turns out to be a devotee of the Insane Clown Possee.
ATTENTION PITIFUL EARTHLINGS:
The TACO TRON watches. From high above the clouds, in geosynchronous orbit, the TACO TRON sees all. In a high-powered musical frenzy he sweeps down on this planet like a cleansing destructive wave, leaving few to tell the tale.
Through the power of MIDI- all will fall.
I am Tacotron 2000, an advanced cybernetic organism. Half Man. Half Machine. My fuel cells are powered by burritos and tacos. The rest is just difficult to explain. Having recently landed my airship in Brooklyn, NYC, I felt it was time to spread the gospel- my testament of ROCK. The future is today. Now.... FEEL THE FURY.
ps. I sound exactly like a pitiful imitation of Will Smith. Please download my music for free, but send all your money to mister Smith. Jada needs some new shoes!!
Have you performed in front of an audience?
The music I like must have really intelligent lyrics- like ANDRERW WK.
Roland MKS7 Superquartet- MOTU- Protools- EMU Proteus- Shitty Guitars- Whistles N Bells- SU700- Misc FX- Roland 202- TKO Drums- Shure Microphones- tHonk Granular Synth- eBow-Noise- Coffee- Voice- Brain- Bill Cosby