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Alternative & Other Alternative Music artist from Brooklyn, NY. New songs free to stream or download. Add to your playlist now.

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Taco-Tron 2000

TacoTron 2000 exists for one express purpose : to rock the known universe and beyond, starting with Brooklyn, NYC.

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8 songs
2.1K plays
Picture for song 'The Night When Sassy Left This World' by artist 'Taco-Tron 2000'

The Night When Sassy Left This World The Night When Sassy Left This World

This is a song about a lap dog with a heart of gold and a mind of canned ham. Her misguided desires for greatness in the racing arena ultimately lead her to her demise, but not before she is allowed one glorius run in the limelight.

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Picture for song 'Evilest Eye' by artist 'Taco-Tron 2000'

Evilest Eye Evilest Eye

I think this song is vague and apocalyptic enough to run shivers down your spine. It shows just how spooky the general MIDI soundset can be.

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Picture for song 'The Spider' by artist 'Taco-Tron 2000'

The Spider The Spider

This song is about the time when a spider crawled into my ear. Chock full of tasty slide guitar, kazoo and ebows!!!

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Picture for song 'Mister Noisy' by artist 'Taco-Tron 2000'

Mister Noisy Mister Noisy

I used to live near a dude who could never be quiet. And then he died. I am serious. The lesson here is: never piss me off. The ending is found sound from an event at a used car dealership in Bithlo, Florida.

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Picture for song 'Juggalo Girl' by artist 'Taco-Tron 2000'

Juggalo Girl Juggalo Girl

This lovely pop song adresses an age old problem: the girl that captures your heart turns out to be a devotee of the Insane Clown Possee.

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ATTENTION PITIFUL EARTHLINGS: The TACO TRON watches. From high above the clouds, in geosynchronous orbit, the TACO TRON sees all. In a high-powered musical frenzy he sweeps down on this planet like a cleansing destructive wave, leaving few to tell the tale. Through the power of MIDI- all will fall.
Band/artist history
I am Tacotron 2000, an advanced cybernetic organism. Half Man. Half Machine. My fuel cells are powered by burritos and tacos. The rest is just difficult to explain. Having recently landed my airship in Brooklyn, NYC, I felt it was time to spread the gospel- my testament of ROCK. The future is today. Now.... FEEL THE FURY. ps. I sound exactly like a pitiful imitation of Will Smith. Please download my music for free, but send all your money to mister Smith. Jada needs some new shoes!!
Have you performed in front of an audience?
I play in Brooklyn. I am looking for others locally who also would like to quietly to take over the world. Contact me if you think we would rock together.
Your musical influences
The music I like must have really intelligent lyrics- like ANDRERW WK.
What equipment do you use?
Roland MKS7 Superquartet- MOTU- Protools- EMU Proteus- Shitty Guitars- Whistles N Bells- SU700- Misc FX- Roland 202- TKO Drums- Shure Microphones- tHonk Granular Synth- eBow-Noise- Coffee- Voice- Brain- Bill Cosby
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