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You're Not Good Enough
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A father's view of his daughter's new boyfriend. A theme song for overprotective fathers.
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Nouveau retro pop rock music: Definitely rock, fairly pop, somewhat retro, and a bit more experimental. http://www.stonemarmot.com
Our music is the result of not watching TV for over 40 straight years. That's right! The person who writes all our songs hasn't had a working television in his house since January, 1982. Scary, isn't it! That could explain the somewhat retro, rather experimental feel to the music, which has been described as sounding somewhere between Buddy Holly, The Ramones, The B-52s, and They Might Be Giants. This CD is an object lesson in how warped and depraved a television-starved mind can get. And that's not all! To make matters worse, since no self-respecting human would stoop low enough to play this stuff, he suckered four poor, innocent cartoon characters into recording his music. Cartoon characters have it tough enough as it is, with people laughing at them all the time, without having to be subjected to this! His poor, unfortunate victims, who refer to themselves collectively as Stone Marmot, are: Cindy: Guitars Sid: Keyboards, guitars, lead and backup vocals Sammy: Bass, lead and backup vocals Bruce: Percussion, backup vocals This quartet played their little paper hearts out as the ignoble fiend who created them and their music practically produced and engineered them to death. Therefore, for the sake of the cartoons, we hope you give their music a good listen and try to appreciate their tireless and selfless efforts. Please! Don't let this happen to you or someone you love! Be sure you and your loved ones receive a healthy minimum dose of television each and every day.
Song Info
Genre
Rock Punk
Charts
Peak #1,549
Peak in subgenre #46
Author
A. Karpinski
Rights
2006 A. Karpinski, BMI
Uploaded
November 05, 2006
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MP3 2.1 MB 128 kbps 2:14
Lyrics
Verse 1: Well, what do we have here? Standing at my door A baggy-pants scarecrow of a slob Tuck that shirt-tail in, put that cap on right You kids have the manners of a hog Chorus: You're not good enough for my daughter You're not good enough, you pimply creep! You're not good enough for my daughter What she sees in you I haven't got a clue And get that stupid skateboard off my porch! Verse 2: Nothing but the best for my darling princess While a nothing's all that you will ever be Chomping on your gum like a cow chewing its cud A glance is all it takes for me to see (that) Repeat chorus Bridge: All these years I tried to teach her right From a fatherly point of view But my efforts were all in vain If she's dating a jerk like you What? You're still here? Verse 3: A loser and a slacker for a son-in-law Is that what I have to look forward to? After all my treasure and all my love This is what she's gonna put me through? Repeat chorus Last chorus: You're not good enough for my daughter You're not good enough, you pimply creep! You're not good enough for my daughter What she sees in you I haven't got a clue I wish that she could see just what she's doing to me It's not too late to get some sense into her yet And get that stupid skateboard off my porch! Copyright 2006 A. Karpinski, BMI. All rights reserved.
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