Splittaz Dance Floor
Splittaz Dance Floor
833 plays
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We're Splittaz Dance Floor. We're infinitely better than your band because we have found out what music really is and no one else has. We're better than you. We're better than your family. We actually beat your family.
We're cooler than emo.
Band/artist history
Splittaz Dance Floor came together in June 2005 to do what needs to be done.
Have you performed in front of an audience?
We play wherever we want and we like and you like it. End of discussion.
Your musical influences
nails on chalkboards, nails on concrete, knives on spines, knives on kneecaps, dogs in pain, dogs in heat, banshees, carcass, the locust, gorerotted, an albatross, pig destroyer, elvis, meatloaf
What equipment do you use?
We use instruments and vocals. AT THE SAME TIME.
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WE'RE SO GOOD WE'RE GREAT.WE'RE SO GOOD.WE'RE VERY GOOD.WE'RE GOOD.All comments (6)
833 plays
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OMG YOU GUYS DELIVER (HAHAHA DE-LIVER) WHAT YOU PROMISE. RAPE GOODNESS. THIS WAS SO GOOD, I PLAYED IT FOR MY SISTER, WHO IS FAT. AND SHE WAS LIKE OMG TURN IT OFF IM BEING RAPED! AND I LEFT IT ON, AND NOW SHES PREGNANT, BUT THE DOCTORS CANT FIGURE OUT WHO THE DADDY IS. I TOLD THEM WHO THE DADDY WAS. I WAS LIKE THE DADDY IS SPLITTAZ DANCE FLOOR. AND HES LIKE HOW CAN THAT BE? AND IM LIKE "THEY ARE RAPE GOODNESS."