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ShitInMyEye

Hells Kitchen, USA
Latin Salsa
April 01, 2004
499 plays
3,880 views
Hi Im an idiot. Truly. I have zero musical talent. But you have to listen to my stuff anyway. You have no choice.
Band/artist history
Im a moron, I bought a hat, and I wear my dad's suspenders. I wish I could tell you how long ive been playing, but I think thats subjective, since I dont really play. I smash my hand on the keyboard, throw a few midi noises in there and hope for the best. Ive done good. Lots of #1 hits. This is really strange because no one likes my stuff, yet I remain up there at the top!! Great!! Yeah!!
Have you performed in front of an audience?
Yes. In hell. By the fridge.
Your musical influences
Mark Knopfler thinks that I am a God. I influence people, they do not influence me.
What equipment do you use?
I have a 1969 Casio keyboard with ten presets, a glockenspeil, and I get my brother to yell into the microphone when he's not busy looking for new hats for me. Screw the hardworking artists!!! I am the only one who should be heard!!! You will hear me!!
Anything else?
I really don't care about fairness!!! Music is just a bunch of sounds!!!! YEah!!!!!!!!!!
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Hells Kitchen, USA
Latin Salsa
April 01, 2004
499 plays
3,880 views
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