ShitInMyEye
I am the best musician in the world. Ask Dire Straits.
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China-French Super Lullaby Horror - HOT MIX China-French Super Lullaby Horror - HOT MIX
Ok Don Here.This one is so beautiful it transcends language barriers.Lullaby for children to smoothly put them to sleep. Very hottish cold french/asian luscious, smooth groovatastic electro-actousa rockhop.
Lonestar Guitar Cowboy Lonestar Guitar Cowboy
A highly melodic piece , very moody, somewhat swingy, a bit salsa, really hot, smooth funking groove, it doesnt matter....its hot and probably has an electronica feel too with a bit of jazz.
ReggaeBoy ReggaeBoy
Very ambient and smooth, reminiscent of Bach's works and Bob Marley's all together. It doesnt matter. I am better than both. Very mixy and smooth and rough and groovish funkalicious-tastic-orama baby.
2001 Space Odyseyy Midi Rendition 2001 Space Odyseyy Midi Rendition
This is out of respect for classical masters but i am better YEAH listen for the precision and placement of the tympani
Hi Im an idiot. Truly. I have zero musical talent. But you have to listen to my stuff anyway. You have no choice.Band/artist history
Im a moron, I bought a hat, and I wear my dad's suspenders. I wish I could tell you how long ive been playing, but I think thats subjective, since I dont really play. I smash my hand on the keyboard, throw a few midi noises in there and hope for the best. Ive done good. Lots of #1 hits. This is really strange because no one likes my stuff, yet I remain up there at the top!! Great!! Yeah!!Have you performed in front of an audience?Yes. In hell. By the fridge.
Your musical influences
Mark Knopfler thinks that I am a God. I influence people, they do not influence me.What equipment do you use?
I have a 1969 Casio keyboard with ten presets, a glockenspeil, and I get my brother to yell into the microphone when he's not busy looking for new hats for me. Screw the hardworking artists!!! I am the only one who should be heard!!! You will hear me!!Anything else?
I really don't care about fairness!!! Music is just a bunch of sounds!!!! YEah!!!!!!!!!!Contact
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Comments (8)
yo buen trabajo sigue pa' lante con lo tuyo cuando tengas tiempo chequea lo mio ......
GET OFF MY MESSAGEBOARD YOU LOSERS I ALREADY HAVE TOO MANY FANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Blacklight we love you give us more, you are the greatest we have ever heard. You are a true musical pioneer.
Rolling Stone Magazine
YOU ARE SO HOT I WRECKED MY KEYBOARD AND BECAME AN INSURANCE SALESMAN!!! MUSIC IS SURE NOT FOR ME WITH THIS KIND OF TALENT OUT THERE!! I YIELD TO YOUR PROWESS MIGHTY MIDI MAN!!!
ELECTRONICA-DUDE
You are sexy baby I want that hat come to my place baby!
SexyGurl
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