Que Vatos
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This is classic Que Vatos material. Recognize.
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This is the most difficult thing that we can currently play. Which means that we play in slow motion or something. I don't know.
We are Que Vatos, also credited as K-Vatoz, Que Vatoz, K-Vatos or any other fathomable coalescense of the names.Band/artist history
I'll update this later because we have too much damn history to cover. We've been around since 1956.Have you performed in front of an audience?Yes. If you haven't seen our live show then you're retarded. Unlike most grindcore bands, we don't use a stupid drum machine and clips from stupid movies at the beginnings of our songs.
Playing live rules because we get the ladies. 24/7.
There was this one time when I (Dr. Kabonkis) beat up a Mexican kid on stage. I made him bow down to me and tell me that Que Vatos is the pinnacle of musical talent.
Your musical influences
Dr. Kabonkis: the red chord, between the buried and me, ion dissonance, glass casket, anal cunt, dillinger escape plan, etc.
Uncle Lardo: cannibal corpse, pantera,
(I didn't capitalize the band names because compared to our Jesus-ness, all bands suck.)What equipment do you use?
Uncle Lardo has an extreme set right now: 5 toms, 9 cymbals (Sabian and Ziljian and a stupid Wuhan china crash cymbal) 2 bass drums, 2 snares, etc.
Dr. Kabonkis uses his $230*** Ibanez guitar and he's left-handed so he would use a Jesus guitar, but there are no good left-handed guitars. And he uses whatever amps people let him use; he doesn't own one***.
***Sorry, I spent all my money on African Crack.Anything else?
Que Vatos = Jesus