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PureCarnage

PureCarnage, Turkmenistan
July 18, 2005
553 plays
5,121 views
Fuck you! My band doesn't give a shit about you or your band. We are hardcode mutha fucka and we is l33t! Our shit rocks the house and all the other niggaz is just playaz.
Band/artist history
The Band has no history, short of being drunk a few times and playing twister with my friends mom, who then touched my penis. It was great, a woman actually touched my penis!
Have you performed in front of an audience?
I play in my basement, in my house, I like it and the special moments are when I hit that erotic peak of musical ectasy where my pants fill with rich creamy man goo, usually during one of my guitar masturbation solos.
Your musical influences
I think Backstreet Boys, Nsync, New Kids on the Block all ruined music for me. Thanks faggots!
What equipment do you use?
I use a cheap ass guitar that I barely know how to play.
Anything else?
Fuck no, I have nothing further to contribute to the seething mindless masses that is the internet... now fuck off. Seriously... fuck you.
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PureCarnage, Turkmenistan
July 18, 2005
553 plays
5,121 views