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PureCarnage

Just a generic gay rock band that specializes is gay sounding music you fags.

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Picture for song 'The Dorito King' by artist 'PureCarnage'

The Dorito King The Dorito King

I love doritos, so I had to sing about it.

Comedy

free
Picture for song 'My Cats Sleep in the Nude' by artist 'PureCarnage'

My Cats Sleep in the Nude My Cats Sleep in the Nude

This is a song about my cats.

Comedy - Adult

free
Picture for song 'The Vagina Shong' by artist 'PureCarnage'

The Vagina Shong The Vagina Shong

It's a song about love for the vagina, kind of a vaginal love song

Comedy - Adult

free
Fuck you! My band doesn't give a shit about you or your band. We are hardcode mutha fucka and we is l33t! Our shit rocks the house and all the other niggaz is just playaz.
Band/artist history
The Band has no history, short of being drunk a few times and playing twister with my friends mom, who then touched my penis. It was great, a woman actually touched my penis!
Have you performed in front of an audience?
I play in my basement, in my house, I like it and the special moments are when I hit that erotic peak of musical ectasy where my pants fill with rich creamy man goo, usually during one of my guitar masturbation solos.
Your musical influences
I think Backstreet Boys, Nsync, New Kids on the Block all ruined music for me. Thanks faggots!
What equipment do you use?
I use a cheap ass guitar that I barely know how to play.
Anything else?
Fuck no, I have nothing further to contribute to the seething mindless masses that is the internet... now fuck off. Seriously... fuck you.
PureCarnage, Turkmenistan
ID 375853
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