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Jesus, Maria Jesus, Maria
Okay, the parental advisory label may be overstating it, but if pappy is a preacher he could object to this piece. It has a good message, though I never know these things until after I listen to myself.
Slaminals Slaminals
This is for you if you've ever considered becoming a veg head or, especially, if you haven't. Also for the boob who says "I'm a vegetarian but I eat chicken". Like a chicken is a vegetable?
Hippie bi Hippie bi***
Everybody says "wow, great message about the environment". WRONG. It's dissing environmentalists who are a pain in the butt. Not that they aren't right.
Old People - an Intro Old People - an Intro
For all of you who wake up in a cold sweat thinking, "shit, I'm gonna be old" and for those who wake up in a hot flash because it's already happened. There is something weirdly fascinating about watching yourself get wrinkly.
My Hitch in the Chinese Navy My Hitch in the Chinese Navy
This is about deciding what to be when you grow up. For me, I never coulda guessed.
Kill Phil (Ode to Dr. Phil) Kill Phil (Ode to Dr. Phil)
I watch him a couple of times a week but, let's face it, he's annoying ...