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Old People - an Intro Old People - an Intro
For all of you who wake up in a cold sweat thinking, "shit, I'm gonna be old" and for those who wake up in a hot flash because it's already happened. There is something weirdly fascinating about watching yourself get wrinkly.
9/2/2004 Comedy
My Hitch in the Chinese Navy My Hitch in the Chinese Navy
This is about deciding what to be when you grow up. For me, I never coulda guessed.
8/29/2004 Comedy
Jesus, Maria Jesus, Maria
Okay, the parental advisory label may be overstating it, but if pappy is a preacher he could object to this piece. It has a good message, though I never know these things until after I listen to myself.
8/29/2004 Comedy
Kill Phil (Ode to Dr. Phil) Kill Phil (Ode to Dr. Phil)
I watch him a couple of times a week but, let's face it, he's annoying ...
8/25/2004 Comedy
Slaminals Slaminals
This is for you if you've ever considered becoming a veg head or, especially, if you haven't. Also for the boob who says "I'm a vegetarian but I eat chicken". Like a chicken is a vegetable?
8/22/2004 Comedy
Hippie bi Hippie bi***
Everybody says "wow, great message about the environment". WRONG. It's dissing environmentalists who are a pain in the butt. Not that they aren't right.
8/22/2004 Comedy
