Nige and Trev
A bed....a stack of poetry books...crow-black lipstick...stolen standing stones...and those eyebrows, those dark dark eyebrows....
For many long moments the young man stood and...and...and...and...and...and...and...and...
Nige and Trev bow their heads in reverence as the chickens go berserk....let's go a bit lower.
These days Nige and Trev believe in nothing....except plastic sheep masks. Let me hear it lord....
Do you take this man to be your lawful wedded amoeba? Marbles...
Raise your head...loook forwards. Pluck up the pillows. Computer's underwater. Ring a ding ding...ring a ding ding...
I have a message for you. I have a message for me. I am the King of the Lobsters...I am the Lobster King. I've given up everything for you - my house, my wife, my friends...everything. I've got a little blue friend...
Nige and Trev strap on their latex 'Frank Rabbit and the Bobtails' masks and proceed to rant about the sub-standard, fold-up, wood'n'canvas seating arrangements on Planet Klennaar's glorious 'Mindock' beach. Hurrah!
Tommy (not his real name) wrote his initials in the wet cement of a concrete step (not a real step) and his face is still smiling (not a real smile)
Frank Fish sings and plays the blues...the tale of ol'Tommy and the misery caused by carving his initials in that old concrete step. Slide guitar and bass by Mick Clack, drums by Dale Marshall, backing vocals by Ania Rybacka.
Frank Fish :Vocals; Mick Clack: Guitars, bass, keys; Dale Marshall: Drums. Mindock music!!!
A triumphant foot stompin' whistling song first recorded by legendary aquatic psychedelic rock pranksters FRANK FISH AND THE FINS in 1985
Nige'n'Trev ride an invisible jazz horse through the streets of Rock city, clad only in edible luminous trousers and false raven beaks. Hoarse? Whores? Oars? Horse? This NIGE and TREV composition was voted 'Best Song' in the 2006 IOMAS!
Hmmm...a radically different slant on NIGE'n'TREV's oft-repeated Caribbean Club anecdote featuring DALE MARSHALL'S drumming talents, piano by PAUL GIBBON and the usual stuff from Clack and Fish.
One minute and fifteen seconds of unrequited love, talking chickens, hot water, cold water and a weird looking man with a baby sturgeon in a plastic bag. R-r-r-r-ock!!!
Nige and Trev join as many clubs as they can but never turn up to any of them. Instead, they stay at home eating yummy Jackdaw cheese.
Essential poetic Nige & Trev rant with Perry Smith's gratuitous answerphone swearing over a Funky little wah-wah peppered beat. 'The unbelievable spectacle' also features FF on vocals, MC on guitar & bass Paul Gibbon's backing vocals
Dedicated to T. C. Lethbridge - archaelogist, pyschic researcher, dowser, explorer & 'one of the most remarkable & original minds in parapsychology'. ('Wizard Of The North'Mix #2)
Part 2 of 'Message For Jimmy'...'I've lost the momentum!' snarls Bay-bee Jesus against a disturbing backdrop of Jurassic whispers, echoey saxes and stuttering jazz percussion. "Now like the spawn of fish..."
Recorded in Sept 2003 at haunted Rooftop Studio. FF's & Rose Kemp's vocal chords; Mick Clack & Andre Van Solinge scorch the Fender fretboards; Dale Marshall beats the drum. Brief Guest appearance by Keyboard wizard of the East - Nick Moorbath.