Nige and Trev
The Standing Stones The Standing Stones
A bed....a stack of poetry books...crow-black lipstick...stolen standing stones...and those eyebrows, those dark dark eyebrows....
Sitting in the Silence Sitting in the Silence
For many long moments the young man stood and...and...and...and...and...and...and...and...
Life is Missing Life is Missing
Nige and Trev bow their heads in reverence as the chickens go berserk....let's go a bit lower.
I Believe in Nothing I Believe in Nothing
These days Nige and Trev believe in nothing....except plastic sheep masks. Let me hear it lord....
Lawful Wedded Amoeba Lawful Wedded Amoeba
Do you take this man to be your lawful wedded amoeba? Marbles...
Ring a ding ding Ring a ding ding
Raise your head...loook forwards. Pluck up the pillows. Computer's underwater. Ring a ding ding...ring a ding ding...
King of the Lobsters King of the Lobsters
I have a message for you. I have a message for me. I am the King of the Lobsters...I am the Lobster King. I've given up everything for you - my house, my wife, my friends...everything. I've got a little blue friend...
Totally fed up Deckchair Totally f****ed up Deckchair
Nige and Trev strap on their latex 'Frank Rabbit and the Bobtails' masks and proceed to rant about the sub-standard, fold-up, wood'n'canvas seating arrangements on Planet Klennaar's glorious 'Mindock' beach. Hurrah!
Nothing Left to Cry For Nothing Left to Cry For
Tommy (not his real name) wrote his initials in the wet cement of a concrete step (not a real step) and his face is still smiling (not a real smile)
Misery Blues Misery Blues
Frank Fish sings and plays the blues...the tale of ol'Tommy and the misery caused by carving his initials in that old concrete step. Slide guitar and bass by Mick Clack, drums by Dale Marshall, backing vocals by Ania Rybacka.
Dear Diary what a day Dear Diary what a day
Frank Fish :Vocals; Mick Clack: Guitars, bass, keys; Dale Marshall: Drums. Mindock music!!!
The Living World of Sea Creatures The Living World of Sea Creatures
A triumphant foot stompin' whistling song first recorded by legendary aquatic psychedelic rock pranksters FRANK FISH AND THE FINS in 1985
My Horse will never exist in Reality My Horse will never exist in Reality
Nige'n'Trev ride an invisible jazz horse through the streets of Rock city, clad only in edible luminous trousers and false raven beaks. Hoarse? Whores? Oars? Horse? This NIGE and TREV composition was voted 'Best Song' in the 2006 IOMAS!
Eleven Fires Eleven Fires
Hmmm...a radically different slant on NIGE'n'TREV's oft-repeated Caribbean Club anecdote featuring DALE MARSHALL'S drumming talents, piano by PAUL GIBBON and the usual stuff from Clack and Fish.
Beak against Antler Beak against Antler
One minute and fifteen seconds of unrequited love, talking chickens, hot water, cold water and a weird looking man with a baby sturgeon in a plastic bag. R-r-r-r-ock!!!
Jackdaw Cheese Jackdaw Cheese
Nige and Trev join as many clubs as they can but never turn up to any of them. Instead, they stay at home eating yummy Jackdaw cheese.
Off Me Fin' 'ead Ehhh??? Off Me F***in' 'ead Ehhh???
Essential poetic Nige & Trev rant with Perry Smith's gratuitous answerphone swearing over a Funky little wah-wah peppered beat. 'The unbelievable spectacle' also features FF on vocals, MC on guitar & bass Paul Gibbon's backing vocals
1 4 the oak, 2 4 the elm, 3 4 the weeping willow 1 4 the oak, 2 4 the elm, 3 4 the weeping willow
Dedicated to T. C. Lethbridge - archaelogist, pyschic researcher, dowser, explorer & 'one of the most remarkable & original minds in parapsychology'. ('Wizard Of The North'Mix #2)
Tie A Little Sandwich On Yer Foot Tie A Little Sandwich On Yer Foot
Part 2 of 'Message For Jimmy'...'I've lost the momentum!' snarls Bay-bee Jesus against a disturbing backdrop of Jurassic whispers, echoey saxes and stuttering jazz percussion. "Now like the spawn of fish..."
Naomi and I - We're Trees Naomi and I - We're Trees
Recorded in Sept 2003 at haunted Rooftop Studio. FF's & Rose Kemp's vocal chords; Mick Clack & Andre Van Solinge scorch the Fender fretboards; Dale Marshall beats the drum. Brief Guest appearance by Keyboard wizard of the East - Nick Moorbath.