A Parody of 'Do You Want to Know a Secret?' Inspired by the recent traitorous release of secret documents.
A topical and funny songwriter and song parodist.
A topical and humorous songwriter and parodist.
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Wiki Secrets
A Parody of “Do You Want to Know a Secret?”
New Lyrics by Steve Bryant
You’ll never know how much we really hate you.
The only problem is, you don’t really care.
Listen, Wiki Leaks told all our secrets,
Blew our security to hell, whoa, oh, oh.
Closer, this could start off World War Three,
Cut us right off at the knee.
We’re not through with you.
Listen,
Wiki Leaks told all our secrets.
A lousy traitor leaked it all, whoa, oh, oh.
Closer,
Grab your ass and make you pay,
Cut your testicles away.
We’re not through with you.
Now everybody knows just what we think,
All the world leaders know we said they stink.
Listen,
Julian Assange, you really screwed us,
We should send you straight to hell, whoa, oh, oh.
Closer,
Stick an icepick in your ear,
A hot poker up your rear,
We’re not through with you.
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