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Subterranean Homeland Security Blues
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When things have just gone completely off the sanity rails, you can't help but break into song.
comedy political parody satire rants pinko
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Rants, raving and vain howling at the moon.
"an unappetizing bouillabaisse (French, bah!) of polemics, half-baked truths, and false claims of 36 hour erections..." -- Bill Kristol, Humanoid
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Podcasts • Comedy - Political Humor
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Peak #26
Peak in subgenre #4
Author
Curmudgeon Boy
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2004 Curmudgeon Boy
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November 29, 2010
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MP3 1.7 MB • 128 kbps • 1:51
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Granny gettin' strip searched.
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Some wacko’s in the basement mixing anthrax loads, Tommy’s in the government comin’ up with color codes An arab spouting epithets wants to fly a jumbo jet FBI can’t see no threat, Osama ran and jumped the net. Look out friend they’ll be comin’ again Don’t know where and we don’t know when But don’t duck down the alley way Go on about your normal day Cause the enemy is locked up in the Cuban pen But for every ‘leven hundred, we barely got ten. Oh… Enron Kenny Lay Worldcom goes bust in May Took the loot and ran away, not unlike your four ‘one K. Slap a couple on the wrist, cover up a statues breast A hundred more secret arrests The Prez in Waco, needs a rest Look out crook, don’t matter what books you cooked, Users, cheaters, wall street bleeders No time to meander, just get ‘cha new handler Ashcroft a lot of class, bill of Rights can kiss his ass Hey Coulter take a gander, ‘comes another liberal slander. Oh… Granny’s getting’ strip-searched tryin’ to fly on down to church Afghani Pakistan and more, time to finish Daddy’s war No one in the Middle East wants to help take on the beast You’d think the Princes would at least, afraid they’ll all end up deceased. Look out bum, you’re gonna get stung. Quit yer cryin’ and sneezin’, your pension’s gone a-leavin’ Flip some burgers mop the floor until you’re 94 Take your mind off the pain, take on Saddam Hussein Don’t be askin’ us the reason, we’ll bust you all for treason.
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