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On Aisle Nine
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This parody O Holy Night is all about department stores around Christmas
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A man writing parodies just because. .singing and writing is fun
I write parodies for fun and record them because I love performing. Check out my website at badave.com for more info! In case anyone is curious, my backing tracks are created by and used with permission by karaoke-version.com/en. They make some really cool karaoke tracks and are very approachable people.
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Genre
Podcasts • Parody
Charts
Peak #11
Peak in subgenre #2
Author
Below Average Dave/RECISIO (With Permission)
Rights
2010
Uploaded
November 25, 2010
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MP3 6.2 MB • 192 kbps • 4:29
Story behind the song
This one is to one of my favorite Christmas songs, in a way that makes more sense to me
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The Christmas Fights! The stores and malls are packed in It's the dark night that we punch and kick for toys Across the Earth We binge on games and new trends We best our peers in a tacky light search Cashiers and Popes are weary of our choices The heads just shakes as kids want more each year E-Conomy! Well save the high and wealthy On nine, yes nine for the toys which are adorned O Nine, On Aisle Nine , yes we, we lose our mind The papers cite the prices low we're seeking We fill our carts but forget why we spend Over the states, a night once for Religion Nows for the rich to control our children's hands The lie of lies we pass to the younger Our minds on trial from the day that we are born The fat cats gleam, our weakness is their splendor Behold your cash! Cash that you have all but spent Behold your cash! Your cash, that you have but spent
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