HIS WEEKEND TO WATCH THE DOGS
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Lyrics
This is His Weekend (to watch the dogs)
(c) Emmrich 2010 (gal version)
(verse)
My ex went fishing
left me b*** ing
with two dogs to watch
I need a vacation
or at least appreciation
and his fish story doesn't wash
(verse)
I don't really miss him
or picking up his mess
but he's supposed to keep Delta and Dawn
we wrote in an agreement
Judge Judy signed and sealed it
this is his weekend to watch the dogs.
(chorus)
I wish I was out barking
or howling at the moon
or down at Danny's
ordering a typhoon
but here I am at home
Dog Whisperer on the tube
It must be against the law
this is his weekend to watch the dogs.
(verse)
I'm gonna call my lawyer
and the National Guard
and when they arrest him, I'll applaud
he thinks he's found a loop hole
he ain't gonna get parole
this is his weekend to watch the dogs.
(chorus)
I wish I was out barking
or howling at the moon
or down at Danny's
ordering a typhoon
but here I am at home
Dog Whisperer on the tube
It must be against the law
this is his weekend to watch the dogs.
(bridge)
You know Delta and Dawn are sort of sweet
and they love lying by my feet
but Darlene just gave a shout,
there are spring break boys all about
(chorus)
I wish I was out barking
or howling at the moon
or down at Danny's
ordering a typhoon
but here I am at home
Dog Whisperer on the tube
It must be against the law
this is his weekend to watch the dogs.
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