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It's beginning to suck a lot at Wal-Mart
More than usually so
Grouchy customers left and right
From morning all through the night
I wish that I could tell them where to go
(Hey, you can go straight to Notions!)
It's beginning to suck a lot at Wal-Mart
All throughout the store
I'm running so aimlessly
From hardware to grocery
And my feet are sore
(And I'm wearing Odor Eaters!)
Someone's buying a gun for his eight-year-old son
So they can go hunting next week
And over in toys, there's plenty of noise
And tempers are reaching a peak
And though our sales are through the roof
My paycheck's looking bleak
It's beginning to suck a lot at Wal-Mart
I force a smile all day
I bet they don't have this fuss
At Target or Toys 'R Us
My hair is prematurely turning gray
(And I'm still in college!)
It's beginning to suck a lot at Wal-Mart
Aching back and knees
And the last-minute sales and deals
Will make Black Friday feel
Like a it was a breeze
Announcer: Attention shoppers! We presently have a special on non-digital black and white TVs for only $14.75 in electronics. And over in house wares, we have one slice toasters, perfect that college student, for only $132.49! And in grocery, a complete turducken kit, without the birds, for only $74.95! And of course in toys, we have the new Single Mom Barbie Doll, to prepare that little girl for life as a trailer trash mom for only $49.98!
I was nearly crushed in a massive rush
As they poured into Layaway
They all want a Wii or a PS3
That's on backorder 'til May
And if I didn't need the money
I would quit today
It's beginning to suck a lot at Wal-Mart
Soon I'm going to crack
But what makes my stomach churn
Is when customers return
And they bring gifts back
(Do you have a receipt for this?)
Yes, they bring gifts back!
(Did you even buy this here?)
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