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Animal Weiners
? words and music by C. Stewart ( Aug 8, 2010 )
My wife went nuts in the dick museum
Ain't been the same since she seen em
Weiners, animal weiners
Some were short and old as hell
The great O big uns made her yell
Weiners, animal weiners
From wood pecker peckers, to baseball bats, and everything in between
The little ones were humorous, the thick ones were obscene
More displays than you could shake a stick at
Weiners, animal weiners
They've been called so many things down through history
Nicknames for dicknames, is funny to me
Weiners animal weiners !
You can call em Johnsons, you can call em rods
You can call em logs or sticks
It doesn't really matter what ya call em
They all do the trick
From wood pecker peckers, to baseball bats, and everything in between
The little ones were humorous, the big ones were obscene
More displays than you could shake your stick at
My wife went nuts in the dick museum
Ain't been the same since she seen em
WeinersAnimal weiners
