HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM NASHVILLE'S DEMOLITION CREW!!!
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When I was just a kid
My mother tried most everything
To help her keep on looking, younger and thinner
But My dad would tell her she was perfect,
outside and in no matter what
She heard that a lot
To get in shape meant you were
Heading down to the "Y"
Working up a sweat,
cutting out that piece of pie
A lifetime membership cost you just
One- ninety nine
And we thought, that was a lot
But back before Botox, every line was where it should be
Before taking out a bank loan and to buy a pair of double Ds
These days they'll take a scalpel
And carve a centerfold out of any fantasy
But back before Botox,
We all just aged gracefully
Now I can't tell what's real from the stuff that gets enhanced
I know a girl who lays on light bulbs just to get a tan
Yeah they broke my buddy's nose and fixed it for a couple grand
Then they sucked all the fun from his gut
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Some people order up a nip and tuck,
Lift their eyes, or get hair plugs
Pump the fat into their skinny lips
Cause they believe it'll bring them happiness, oh oh ---- but
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