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Song Info
Genre
Charts
#6,044 today
Peak #161
#1,102 in subgenre
Peak #32
Author
h.godwin
Rights
h.godwin celadore records
Uploaded
September 11, 2010
Track Files
MP3
MP3 3.8 MB • 128 kbps • 4:06
Story behind the song
Dr Dick has an adventure. Dr Dick diagnosed me dead I think you've made a mistake I said. How many medical books have you read....
Lyrics
VERSE
Doctor Dick diagnosed me dead
I think youa€™ve made a mistakea€ I said,
How many medical books have you read?
Dead people dona€™t get out of bed!a€
I know Im righta€ the doctor cried
I can see right where the blood has spilleda€
I said, a€œI think you need your eyesight checked
Cause thata€™s your audience youa€™ve killeda€
BRIDGE
It was Jesse in the kitchen with the knife,
I know this cause I am dick van dyke
And therea€™s one thought that crosses all our minds, Thank god this aint real life!
CHORUS
Diagnosis murder, Diagnosis murder Diagnosis murder, Diagnosis murder
I know I laugh at you but I dona€™t know what I would do
If you were gone it would be wrong and daytime tele would be through.
Youa€™re soon to hit the big Nine a€“O
And your hairs starting to go
You ran out of plots long ago
Dona€™t you think its time to leave the show?
All my friends are out at work all day,
They dona€™t get the hang of rest and play
But all in all id rather wait,
To hear that cheesy music once again
Diagnosis murder Diagnosis murder Diagnosis murder Diagnosis murder
I know I laugh at you but I dona€™t know what I would do
If you were gone it would be wrong
And daytime tele would be through but I know youa€™ll still live on,
On the strength of your song.
~INTERLUDE~
When Ia€™m in a bitter mood
Quincy dona€™t got what it takes
But everyday at five past two
Its is my day that is Made
Therea€™s something special about being dick van dyke,
You dona€™t know how to act but ita€™s all right
Cause when youa€™ve forgotten all your lines
Just do your cockney accent one more time
Diagnosis murder Diagnosis murder Diagnosis murder Diagnosis murder
I know I laugh at you but I dona€™t know what I would do
If you were gone it would be wrong
And daytime tele would be through but I know youa€™ll still live on,
On the strength of your song.
But more than that it is a fact that you will never ever be sacked
Cause its you who writes the show can you guess how I know?
Its just that other people would see point in plausibility
But you entertain us all with your witty repartee
and every case there is a race to be the first one to give chase to the bad guy who did the dirty deed
Diagnosis murder, Diagnosis murder Diagnosis murder, Diagnosis murder
Diagnosis murder, Diagnosis murder Diagnosis murder,
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