No Armadillos were harmed in the making of this song !!!!!!!! dedicated to Kevin Emmrich BIG THANKS TO PuDDLEGLUM - for REMIX uploaded 7/29
Armadillo © words and music by C. Stewart ( July 11, 2010 ) Took my girl to a real nice place Went to see the armadillos race The race was held in my back yard Loser gets fried in a pan of lard We crowned the winner, number one Half hour later, the losers done Nothin' like a down home country meal Words can't express how it made her feel I think she fell in love with me last night I think she fell in love with me Underneath shade from an old oak tree We kissed each other tenderly Our kisses taste like armadillo But we're the only ones that know I think I fell in love with her last night I think I fell in love with her We don't complain, we never fuss Armadillo breath don't bother us We don't complain, we never fuss Armadillo breath don't bother us We don't complain, we never fuss Armadillo breath don't bother us We don't complain, we never fuss Armadillo breath don't bother us Cause we fell in love last night