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PureSea
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Novel song about a novel product.
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I'm nothing more than a songwriter trying to present my creations as best I can. I realized I was a composer when I noticed tunes in my head that I'd never heard elsewhere. Lyrics come almost that easy now but my performance skills are lacking. Arranging my own music is time consuming so I often write lyrics to available arrangements when commercial value is not an issue. Although I could benefit from the performing talents of others, I'm a one man band.
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Genre
Podcasts Comedy
Charts
Peak #35
Peak in subgenre #8
Author
Dana Correll
Rights
2009
Uploaded
July 02, 2010
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MP3 1.8 MB 128 kbps 1:56
Story behind the song
Stores with pharmacies really DO sell this stuff. I once had a job relabeling/repackaging it. That's why I took notice of the product. I wrote the song because the image of rinsing nostrils with sea water is too funny not to share.
Lyrics
Someone had a notion to bottle up the ocean so we can rinse our nostrils when they're feeling dry. At first it did seem gross for me to douche my nose, but finally I gave that stuff a try. Chorus: They call it "PureSea". Just snort it up your snoot. "PureSea", I swear that stuff's a hoot. No need to find a shore. They sell it in the store. Why not do like me and try some PureSea? I know upon reflection I shoulda read directions. Instead I just inhaled with one big mighty suck. It shot out of the nozzle straight into my schnozzle, and filled my lungs 'fore I could holler "shucks". (repeat chorus) I coughed to clear my chest, then sneezed out all the rest, but slime kept oozing out as my nose began to run. I laughed an awful lot, blew bubbles with my snot, I never knew that stuff would be such fun. (repeat chorus) ® - PureSea is a registered trademark of the Schering-Plough Corporation
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