The story behind this band is as long and uninteresting as behind any other. Sure, we can filter it down to something tangible, graspable, possibly even untrue, but who cares about stories? The real stories are in the music, and if they're not, then nothing else is worth Diddly Squat* *Diddly Squat is a registered trademark and may not be scoffed, laughed, or snickered at.