I'm Gonna Take Her Out Tonight
By Tim Lawrence.
Copyright 2010
(Gun shot)
Verse:
Well I made a reservation
at the local forest lawns
And bought her stainless steel
Cause' I can't afford the bronze
Then I ordered up some flowers
Put Champagne in to chill
Then went up stairs
And got dressed fit to kill.
Chorus:
I'm gonna take her out tonight
And I don't mean on a date
and she won't know what's comin'
until it's way too late
Cause' I'm tired of all the crap
that She puts me through each day
I'm gonna take her out to night
and she'll finally pay.
Verse:
Well I loaded up my forty four
With brand new hollow points
Guaranteed to stop a boor
With maximum killing force
And it's not a dinner she'll be eatin' tonight
Or Champagne she'll be drinkin'
But I'll slip her a couple rounds
To stop her brain from thinkin'.
(Chorus)
(Brake: Amazing Grace plays in 4/4 time)
(Another brake)
Bridge:
And on the marker for her grave
I'll put this final thought
She went out with a bang,
which is more than I ever got
(Chorus)
Tim
