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Je Suis Un Gars Si Poilu (Hairy Guy)
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single edit from upcoming album "Static and Lint" The universal anthem for all hirsute gentlemen.
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The Solan Goose is conceptually a loose aggregation of friends and family, led by Paul Solan, writing and recording our own perverse and eclecticly distorted st
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Genre
Podcasts • Comedy
Charts
Peak #15
Peak in subgenre #7
Author
Paul C. Solan (Sugarhead Music - ASCAP)
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2009, 2010 Asparagus Records
Uploaded
June 19, 2010
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MP3 3.3 MB • 128 kbps • 3:35
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When I'm gettin' in the shower, I'm cloggin' up the drain. I'm in there for an hour; the water's still retained. I'm cozy in the winter and sweatin' in the heat. I'm lookin' like a yeti from my head down to my feet. I'm such a hairy.......hairy guy. I never need a sweater, I never need a coat. You stick some horns upon my head, I look just like a goat. I shave it every weekend; it grows back the next week. It's seeping from my shirt sleeves; people think that I'm a freak. I'm such a hairy.......hairy guy. I used to try the Nads, I used to try the Nair. I used to get the hot wax treatment, but now I wouldn't dare. Some women think it's sexy, some others think it's not. I just have hair like everybody else, only difference is that it's a lot. I'm such a hairy..........hairy guy. I was hanging out at home, sittin' around watching "Matlock". It was pre-empted by a special report saying that there was a sighting of Sasquatch. There was a knock at my door...I wish I had been wiser. I opened it up and Animal Control shot me with a tranquilizer. I'm such a hairy...........hairy guy. lyrics copyright 2009, Paul C. Solan
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