Packing up all of my boxes
The drawer that used to hold my socks is empty
(Like my soul)
No more bachelor filth hole
Loading up all of my belongings
Think I'm forgetting something
Do an idiot check
My whole life is becoming a wreck
Set of towels
Monogrammed his and hers
I'm gonna be damned for sure
So this is my hell
I wish that I could tell
This girl I know so well
Now kiss me goodbye
So fast that I
Can't realize
It's everything I ever wanted
And needed
I don't want to be that guy
Who looks way up into the sky
And gives up his entire life
For his low-life suburban strife
Why can't I
Why can't I comprehend
That my life has found it's end
I'm finally moving in with my girlfriend
Welcome to my hell
This girl I know so well
Now kiss me goodbye
So fast that I
Can't realize
It still sounds kinda funny
I can't help but laugh
Every time she calls me honey
Or her better half
I know I should be running
But where to go?
What to do?
She has all the money
Welcome to my hell
I wish that I could tell
This girl I know so well
Now kiss me goodbye
Welcome to my hell
This girl I know so well
Now kiss me goodbye
So fast that I
Can't realize