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I'm so vain
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Speedbump, Hip-hop, rock, pop rock, music
I am 36 years old from Bellbrook, Ohio. Which is next to Dayton. I was born and raised in Middletown, Ohio. I have been a disc jockey, for hire, for over 20 years. Just recently while I have been unemployed my wife gave me the idea of making my own music. I had the computer and music experience to try it out. Once I posted my songs on MySpace, it just went crazy from there. I'm glad everyone likes what they are hearing. I am not finished with my first album yet, depending on how fast the art work gets done and re-record all of the songs. It will be available just about everywhere. I am working on other songs in the meantime and also videos for certain songs. If anyone has any questions or just want to chat, get a hold of me...I will respond. Enjoy the music everyone and thanks for your support!
Song Info
Genre
Pop • Pop Rock
Charts
Peak #1,503
Peak in subgenre #354
Author
Speedbump
Rights
2009
Uploaded
April 01, 2010
Track Files
MP3
MP3 4.1 MB • 128 kbps • 4:31
Story behind the song
I wanted to make a song about being vain but on the perspective of the vain side. Turned out to be pretty funny.
Lyrics
(Chorus) When it comes to me I rule! I'm just a conceited fool. I look at it as a perk. I'm just an egotistical jerk. I know I look good can't ya tell. I've got a flamin' ego from Hell. No one's as good as me. Next to me, you're number two ya see. (Verse 1) I have to check myself whenever there is a mirror. Damn...I look hot as Hell. Too bad it's not any clearer. The guys with the hug muscles, they think they're so hot. The ladies want whats important and you're short on what you got. Just come this way girls. You definitely won't complain. I know you'll always like it with me (Cause I'm so vain) (Chorus) (Verse 2) My friends can't hang out with me, it might ruin my reputation. Ya know how it is worrying about all the eyes of the nation. I got large posters of myself. They all hang in a shrine. (During sex) When I call out a name, It always ends up being mine. I know you want me bad. I'm as addicting as cocaine. How do I know this you might ask well it's cause (I'm so vain) (Chorus) (Verse 3) No matter where I am going, my style and outfit will never clash. I spend an hour getting dressed up, even just to take out the trash. I'm not afriad to admit when God made me he had broke the mold. Because I think that I am worth my own weight in gold. Most girls don't meet my standards. I really haven't met one yet. I love them all though from the blondes to the brunettes. You ask me what is my problem. I don't think I need to explain. I'm sorry you can't handle the truth. Just being honest. (Cause I'm so vain) (Extended Chorus) When it comes to me I rule! I'm just a conceited fool. I look at it as a perk. I'm just an egotistical jerk. I know I look good can't ya tell. I've got a flamin' ego from Hell. No one's as good as me. Next to me, you're number two ya see. My head's so big it's about to bust. I love myself or is it lust? I'm sorry that I make you cry. There's no one is as good as I. (Bridge) (Verse 4) Where do I do my shopping? Might have seen me at the mall today. I only buy name brand clothes. No Wally World or Tarshay. In my vehicle, volumes cranked, crusin the bar. It sounds great, Amps everywhere, no where to sit in this $200 car. I never take out my contacts, I never listen to my Nurse. I look to good without glasses (I know it's making them worse) My girlfriend thinks she looks good, but I tell her I disagree. I'd rather get into a fight, than to have her seen out with me. I have to look my best wherever I go. Dress like I'm puttin' on a show. Is there a short circuit in my brain? No! It's just you! (Cause I'm so vain) (Fully Extended Chorus)
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