Verse
I remember my first big vacation
I went to Thailand for some relaxation
I thought I'd give it a whirl, see a bit of the world
And maybe pick up a couple of girls
After some boozy cruisin' in South-East Asia
Met a girl who knocked me down like euthanasia
Asked her to spend the night? She said "chai"
Which my friends means "yes" in Thai
I took her back to my hotel room
I had a feeling this was gonna be good
Gorgeous eyes, silky thighs
But then uh-oh! I found a little surprise
Chorus
It was a ladyboy that I was huggin'
Even ladyboys need some lovin'
That ladyboy sure made a fool out of me
It was a ladyboy, she was gorgeous
Yes a ladyboy, it was torturous
That ladyboy sure made a fool out of me
Verse
I cursed her out, said a whole lot of mean things
She didn't know the words, but she got the meaning
She whispered goodnight, Stepped into the night
I felt really bad when I saw the tears in her eyes
I couldn't stand to see her so sad
So I called her back and apologised for being so bad
Wiped the tears from her face, shared a comforting embrace
And before you could blink I was back on first base
Chorus
It was a ladyboy, I was hugging
Even ladyboys need some lovin'
That ladyboy sure made a fool out of me
She was a ladyboy, and she weren't teasin'
A ladyboy that I was pleasin'
That ladyboy sure made a man out of me
That ladyboy sure made a man out of me
