A parody of "Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield.
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Story behind the song
This ides has been kicking around in my head for over a year. The hook was the line in the original song, "Open up the dirty window".
Lyrics
It's finally springtime
We open the doors
My wife's list of chores
I'm just beginning
The sponge in my hand
At her command
Staring at the big mess before me
Cleaning up the dirty window
Let the sun illuminate the garbage pile from winter
pizza and a box of chinese take out
So moldy you can smell it
Release the can of Lysol
Feel the soap on my skin
No one else can clean the bedroom
Only I can clean the den
No one else, no one else
Can throw the crap in the bin
Drench the house in quarts of Windex
Clean the halls with doors wide open
Today is where the chores begin
It's time to do Spring Cleaning
My wife checks on me
And finds me asleep
I'm in trouble deep
I get reminded
To remain awake
But I can't live that way
Staring at the long list before me
Open up the dirty window
Let the sun illuminate the chores that she had put there
Clean out all the crap that's in the closet
Move the moose head to the basement
Replant the rhododendron
Feel the pain in my arms
No one else can do this for me
Only I can do this stuff
No one else, no one else
Can curse the dirt on my hands
Drench myself in lava hand soap
Give my wife a look frustrated
Today is when my winter ends
It's time to do Spring Cleaning
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