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Barnacle Bill the Sailor
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Drunk and Disorderly
Johnny Wilde and Bryan Thunder ran up a tremendous bar tab at the Grand Inn, Covina, Ca. They had to start singing and turning tricks to pay it off.
Song Info
Genre
Podcasts • Comedy - Adult
Charts
Peak #2
Peak in subgenre #1
Author
Johnny Wilde
Rights
2003
Uploaded
January 25, 2004
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MP3 4.7 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Story behind the song
Probably the definitive Drunk and Disorderly tune. A staple of the live show complete with audience participation.
Lyrics
Whose that knocking on my door? (3 times) …..Said the fair young maiden Well….open the door you fucking whore said Barnacle Bill the Sailor (2 times) Shall we go to the dance (3 x)… Said the fair young maiden Well…to hell with the dance and down with your pants said Barnacle Bill the Sailor (2x) What’s that thing between your legs? (3x) …Said the fair the young maiden Well…..It’s only me pole to shove up yer hole..said Barnacle Bill the Sailor (2x) What’s that stuff around your pole (3x) …Said the fair young maiden Well.. It’s only me grass to tickle yer ass..Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor (2x) What’s that dripping down your leg? (3x)….Said the fair young maiden Well….it’s only a shot that missed yer twat….Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor (2x) What if we should have a boy (3x) …said the fair young maiden Well…he’ll go to sea and fuck like me…Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor (2x) What if we should have a girl (3x)..said the fair young maiden Well…we’ll dig a ditch and bury the bitch ….Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor (2x) What if we should have some twins (3x)..said the fair young maiden Well…..I’ll open yer crack and shove one back…Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor (2x) What if Ma and Pa should come home early (3x) …said the fair young maiden Well…I’ll kill yer pa and fuck yer ma..Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor (2x) What if should go to jail (3x)…said the fair young maiden Well…With a whip of my cock I’ll break the lock Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor With a swing of my balls I’ll break down the walls…I’m Barnacle Bill the Sailor
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