A parody of Pinball Wizard
A topical and funny songwriter and song parodist.
A topical and humorous songwriter and parodist.
Story behind the song
Inspired by all the snowfall in the Philadelphia/Delaward area.
Lyrics
Twin Storm Blizzard
A Parody of Pinball Wizard
New lyrics by Steve Bryant
Ever since I was a young boy,
I loved to watch it squall.
I got so excited,
Watching weather systems stall.
Now weathermen can’t believe it
More snow is gonna fall.
A big blizzard is coming
This one could end it all.
Last one buried the statues,
All over Fairmount Park.
The power’s been cut off,
Most homes are cold and dark.
Weathermen are afraid,
None of them are tall.
A big blizzard is coming
This one could end it all.
It’s a twin storm blizzard,
Most folks are really pissed.
A twin storm blizzard,
Nobody can resist.
How many inches are coming?
I don’t know.
But it won’t be good.
It’s quite a distraction.
And slippery as hell.
When it’s gonna stop.
Nobody can tell.
They’re using every cliché,
On the TV crawl.
A big blizzard is coming
This one could end it all.
It’s a twin storm blizzard,
Most folks are really pissed.
A twin storm blizzard,
Nobody can resist.
The weathermen have told us,
It’s coming from the west.
And forming a nor’easter,
Everyone’s depressed.
But we’ll send John Bolaris,
Off to the penitentiary,
If he calls the blizzard.
The next storm of the Century.
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