I’m waking up at midnight to work in the morning
Forgetting where the gas goes in my car
Heating TV dinners in my ‘frigerator
And worst of all, ordering milk at the bar
CHORUS
I’m putting ketchup in my coffee, sugar in my stew
Lord it’s hard to function when I’m loving you
When you came along my life went upside down
I got my feet in the clouds and my head on the ground
Sometimes good things will come in strange packages
Like the way that I’ve been loving you
And though I don’t have both oars in the water
If you promise to stay around, I hope I never do
(repeat CHORUS)