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Ass Pear La Plante
V Some gals have an ass like an onion
Make you cry salty fuccen tears
Some gals have glutes like a shelf
Where you can rest your beers
V Some babes stick out the badonk
Far as a city block
Some babes got ass for a mile
Make you fondle your own cockk
C You know when the perfect butt is nigh
Fills your sack with lust, pops out your eyes
Usually found at a beach sporting a thong
Puts a 100 volt charge in your jelly dong
Without ever seeing her face still everything you want
Ass Pear LaPlante
V Some guys have a closet of poo
Full 'o Hardy shirts and gel for 'dos
Some guys shave the side o' their head
Paint the tip of their 'Hawk in shades of red
V Us guys we know the score
Hunt them down on the intrawebs
We don't call 'em b*** es or whores
When they make us happy in our little heads
Chorus and a Very Gratuitous Guitar Solo
Gratuitous Outchorus :
Ladies and Gentlemen: The Viking Yogurt Rodeo Porch Beef Regalia
Glee Club and Circle Jerk Team
Gratuitous Outchorus... I'm gonna fist pump the sh** outta this...
Get Some!
Gratuitous Outchorus... Porch Beef
Gratuitous Outchorus... Hey Baby, show me your fish tits
Gratuitous Outchorus... Heh heh Nice glory hole doily
Gratuitous Outchorus... Them's looks like felatio handlebars
Gratuitous Outchorus... Heh heh I'd pee in her butt
Gratuitous Outchorus... Tarmal! Slapwhoars
Gratuitous Outchorus
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