This is Anthrocon!
Started in Albany
Moved to the City that's Brotherly
Steel Town's it's newest home
Will it ever again have to roam?
Has it lost its edge?
Is it hurtling towards a ledge?
Is it convention sprawl?
Or is it just a furry mall?
Kage rules the roost
Lots of furry stuff is produced
Dealers get in line
Selling schlock to furrykind
Everyone goes there
Nobody really knows why
Heading to Pittsburgh
Near the fourth of July
Now the time is near
Put on a tail and neko ears
Pack your big sketchbook
Do not let a minor take a look
It's just the largest
Furry con in the world
Scaring the locals
Who watch the convention unfold
Just what makes it grow?
What's the attraction? I don't know.
Thousands will attend
Does this madness never end?
This is Anthrocon!
