Monkey (Spanky Theme Song)
Just a song with "monkey" & "spank" in the same sentence. Nuttin' wrong with that, right?
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Lyrics
(1st verse):
Spanky, Music, You know how we do?s this
We be blowin? fuses so don?t you dare confuse us
I?ve been in the game longer than my man Confucius
I was even rappin? inside my mamma?s uterus
I?m a do this, my way, I?m a drop a bomb
I?m a make ya jaw drop, like I did ya moms
She wanna magic show, I gotta magic wand
Drop her panties to the floor? and it?s on!
Naw, man, seriously, really, I didn?t
Calm down, dude, I was only kidding
I would never hit that, besides, afterall
?That sh** smelled nasty, dog
Ha ha he he tricked ya again, fool
Did you forget who I am, remember who ya talkin? to
I don?t give a what-what and I don?t give a who
Screw you too, I dedicate this to you
(chorus):
Hello, hello welcome to the party
Hey, I?m Spanky
Sorry if I offend anybody
And, quite frankly
I really don?t care if you wanna
Make, fun of me
Don?t you know that you can
Spank, my monkey
(2nd verse):
I?m Casper the master but you can call me Spanky
You not down wit Spanky? Then you can suck my wanky
(But) First I put a blanky on the shanky of my wanky
You might give me gangrene I know that you?re angry
Guys wanna hang me, but girls want hanky-panky
They all wanna thank me by showin? me their panties
Spanky want thanky too, so I fork out my Frankie
Please girls ?no touch? please no yanky my Frankie
Frankie don?t like to play with you girls that are skanky
Frankie like to play with his toy he call slanky
It?s slanky, It?s slanky,
It?s Frankie?s favorite toy
It vibrates & gives Frankie Joy
Speaking of joy, listen up, remember me
Wanna have some fun while you?re sittin? in your seat?
Smoke a lil? ganja & listen to me
(chorus)
(3rd verse):
You listen to a song about three or four minutes
Now you think you know me by the lyrics in it
You don?t know me, know my past or my present
You really wanna know? Ok I?ll start from the beginning
My dad liked to drink a lot, my mother liked other men
Especially ones that beat her up, time & time again
So I moved away from parents when I was nine or ten
Blah blah blah, yeah, yeah, now here I am
With a mic & a pen, and computer software
Don?t mind me, I?m just recording in my underwear
But you might wanna take a step back
I take a grip on the mic like I grab my nut sack
From the front of the room to the back
All my peoples iz you wit me? Where you at?
So next time you listen to me just remember that?
I?m Spanky, and I don?t take jack!
(chorus x?s 2)
