Name: I'm Dreaming of a White Mistress
Channel: Johnny Wilde
Description: Free MP3 download. A second take

I'm Dreaming of a White Mistress

Drunk and Disorderly

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tiger tiger woods golf white mistress

Drunk and Disorderly

Johnny Wilde and Bryan Thunder ran up a tremendous bar tab at the Grand Inn, Covina, Ca. They had to start singing and turning tricks to pay it off.

Song Info

Genre

Podcasts • Parody

Charts

Peak #16

Peak in subgenre #2

Author

Johnny Wilde

Rights

2009

Uploaded

December 20, 2009

Track Files

MP3

MP3 2.6 MB • 128 kbps • 2:50

Story behind the song

Tiger Woods got caught with his putter in his hand and his balls near the hole.

Lyrics

I'm dreamin' of a white mistress
A mistress or maybe some old whore
There'll be dozens talkin' and one wife walkin'
And you'll hear Tiger snortin' up some blow

I'm dreamin' of a white mistress
No Christmas present from my wife (I did get a subpoena though)
Our family tree is now Blasian and white
We'll be talkin' to our lawyers Christmas night

I'm dreamin' of a white mistress
Sponsors are now starting to bail
They are starting to hike we can maybe keep Nike
I can't keep up with my hate mail

We're gonna hear about another white mistress
Vicodin will make it feel alright
Cadillacs are crashin' in the night
And may all your mistresses be white