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Genre
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#16,168 in subgenre
Peak #26
Charts
Peak #317
Author
Agentspits, Shawn Lov
Uploaded
July 10, 2002
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MP3 4.0 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Story behind the song
lol im looking at what is says i could put here and it says motivation for song, lol yeah i just thought that was funny but yeah the song well i like it i hope u do its about jacking off which is something everyone can relate to so yeah
Lyrics
The Jack Off Song - Agentspits ft. Shawn Lov
Finished On: May 7, 2002
intro: agentspits
Haha agentspits and shawn lov collabo
The Jack Off Song baby number 1 hit
know what im saying better respect this shit
peep out www.mp3.com/agentspits
verse 1: agentspits
I dont gotta a girl I got a dick and my hand
I jerk it every night leave it spick and span
its not like a hobby more like a habit
everytime i get horny you know i gotta grab it
its automatic that i grab it, wack it, jack it and smack it
whether im naked in the shower or just wearin a jacket
i choke my chicken so much im already half blind
whether im happy or mad i'll do it a good or bad time
i dont care what is the situation
if you gotta go somewhere and im not finished jacking off bitch you waitin
interupt me again i'll kick ur face in
if you want the job done right do it urself and be patient
i dont care about the rumors i'll beat my meat till it looks like a freakin raisin
look on the upside i'll never get blue ball or too tall
im not embarassed to admit i jack off i'd even do it in a u-haul in front of you all
Chorus 1: agentspits
I jack off everyday yes I do
im not gonna lie its true
once no fuck that maybe 2
Shawn Lov let em know dog
verse 2: Shawn Lov
nah man I cut that shit out years ago
when i get the urge i never grab a video
i grab the nearest hoe
with the halter top and the tongue piercings yo
its the cat with the fearless flow
biddy's jock me when i do a show
take her to the home piece and run right do it yo
do it fast do it slow
on the couch on the sink on the fuckin playstation
on the job weeknights when im on the vacation
i bring the pain till shorty's back is gone
im so horny i could fuck the crack of dawn
her boyfriend top of his lungs kill Shawn
me with the 5th jim hat still on
im runnin down the block
and have ur girls lips up and down my cock
im bound to shock
i need another city or a town to rock
shawn lov is the king you better crown the doc
motherfucker
Chorus 2: agentspits
I jack off everyday yes i do
even when i am at school
even inside of a pool
thats just how i do let em know fool
verse 3: agentspits
just jack off move ya hand up and down
do it all around till you hear a sound
it goes ( sound: pwit, pwit)
when you cummin you nuttin stop buggin
my dick is warm and hot like an oven
masturbation is sex with someone you lovin
so start rubbin
always knock before you come in
cause i might be cummin
started off with magazines but onto vhs
but now in 2002 we know dvd is the best
i always have tissue so i wont be leaving a mess
if i dont have porn i use my imagination
when im masturbatin
even think of Monique in a lime thong
while she says im long
i've got hairy palms cause i always play with my schlong
dont tell me what to do bitch this is my song
dont girls masturbate too ( sound: girl's voice ahh ahh ahh)
yes they do melissa too
let me kiss ya poon
but forget about going 40 days and 40 nights i cant go for 40 hours yo
the more you let it build up the more powerful
this song is the jack off instruction manual
teachin you how to do it
i knew i could help people through my music
so now jackin off is a sport and im a worldwide pro
people wear my clothes and im known everywhere i go
Ending Chorus and outro: agentspits
I jack off everyday yes i do
girls do it too
i wanna masturbate with you
if your a hottie and have boobs
i'll watch ur pussy watch my penis
i know you fuckin want to see it
so get some lotion and clean it
i'll nut on a tissue
i miss you
The Jack Off song over the Shawn Lov production baby
better respect this shit
im probably jacking off as ur listening to this song haha
nah whatever im out www.mp3.com/agentspits peace
just jack off baby it aint gonna hurt ya
and ladies stop denying that shit you masturbate too
dont lie, im out
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