Lotsa guys’ll love a lady in a cocktail dress
Me…I like ‘em much more when they’re wearin’ less
That’s just my opinion, now to each his own
On the beaches you can see them Georgia peaches grown
In brand X spandex from the dollar store
Makes a man come down here all the time for more
YEAH…that’s where it’s at
We’re gettin’ tit for tat
There she goes all hot n wet n soft
Brand X spandex…she gets it half off
Saw a Dixie beauty walkin’ from the crashin’ waves
Nearly caught me starin’…never had a closer shave
What’s that fabric made of cos the thread count’s purty thin
Summer sunshine barely left a tan line on her skin
In brand X spandex from the outlet mall
Man, those things’re made for beachfront volleyball
YEAH…that’s where it’s at
We’re gettin’ tit for tat
There she goes all hot n wet n soft
Brand X spandex…she gets it half off
Looka here…that honey thinks ahm handsome
She ain’t-a- starin’…but she’s glancin’
Girl there’s nuthin’ here to be afraid of
Some are built for comfort
Me…I’m built for speedos made of
Brand X spandex from the dollar store
Makes a man come down here all the time for more
YEAH…that’s where it’s at
I’m gettin’ tit for tat
Here she comes all hot n wet n soft
Brand X spandex…she gets it half off
