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Comedy hiphop rap parody jokes funny crude humor humour rude rapping freestyle
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I dedicate this to Annabel Catt
I ate her out like a cannibal snack
Understandably you?ll have a Hannibal mask
Strapped to my mandibles whenever my hand?s in your lap
I?m a star like Maotse?s flag, a rapper Nazi
Kamikaze anagrammist, I fap to Yahtzee
Grabbing Liberace?s arm to slap his botty
Before getting snapshots of the shocked paparazzi
So tap your slutty hussy?s flabby body
Maccas parties is where I?ll go to nab a hottie
Bought Bill Henson?s collection? Nib?s so artsy
Got your daughter in more ?sequins? than Fibonacci
1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13
Skirts, purses, blouses, trousers, shirts, jeans
Spurt words til you herbs learn to curb your dreams
The blue screen of death to effing lame nerd memes
Get your ass blocked, captcha capped off with my Caps Lock
Rap-smacked back to the stoneage. Snapped shut
PWNAGE. Brattoni, the one and only
Punning circles around you like I was on a zamboni
Just accept it, I rep this, leaving sceptics shanked
And buried six feet underneath my f*** ing septic tank
My rap?ll frankly crank dat at such a hectic pace
That epileptics will give thanks at getting a quick break
Unheard-of black swan fazing out Caucasianal posers
I murder hacks on Facebook demotivational posters
So now you must wave goodbye to your hated home of the brave
And I?ll cartoon myself urinating all over your grave
Simplistically, Nib is Sydney?s new pimp whizkid
Think of him as BlissnFiggkiddLinkinBlinkBizkit
Limp-wristed, fisting gimps in pink lipstick
Whisking chimp brisket through your shrimp bisque thick
This is a stick-up. Cough up your liquor, Mr Vicar
Pick up the pace or catch a brick with your face- think quicker!
I lick pepper spray from my teeth, sticking my dick up
Inside a chick so far her queefs are becoming her hiccups
Drips drop when I'm flipping this script up
You nitwits spit with more fake sh** than a trickshop
Clip-clopping along, your flipflops are getting tripped up
By Nib scribbling wicked lyrical ridicule- b*** what?!
I rip scripture top of the dome, stop it and go
Nobody likes your sloppy sh** , it?s choppily flowed
Get dropped in the loam, I?ll topple your Monopoly home
And f*** your mother doggy style until she?s properly boned
Just accept it, I rep this, leaving sceptics shanked
And buried six feet underneath my f*** ing septic tank
My rap?ll frankly crank dat at such a hectic pace
That epileptics will give thanks at getting a quick break
Unheard-of black swan fazing out Caucasianal posers
I murder hacks on Facebook demotivational posters
So now you must wave goodbye to your hated home of the brave
And I?ll cartoon myself urinating all over your grave
Nib?s the apocalypse for every other internet artist
So f*** ing good at this I leave you looking dim and retarded
Watch it, I?m Mortal Kombat uttering out these semicrotchets
Rupturing gastric elastics with cuts slit til guts split
A matchstick in your asshole gas got lit
So one of your orifices would spit some hot sh**
Veteran like Letterman, I?m clever. Never mind
Even Kevin Federline could shred you with his better rhymes
My skill?s quantifiable, yours: unreliable
On trial for libel, my vile puns are liable
Undeniably childish, yet some are pliable
Enough to say it's viable I've outdone the Bible
Elite style, dial 911 in the meanwhile
I freestyle classics like I?m swimming the Greek isles
Your sh** gives me a meek smile, mine brings out your spleen bile
And leaves you as senile as Tom Hanks in The Green Mile
Just accept it, I rep this, leaving sceptics shanked
And buried six feet underneath my f*** ing septic tank
My rap?ll frankly crank dat at such a hectic pace
That epileptics will give thanks at getting a quick break
Unheard-of black swan from the flocks of Caucasianal posers
I murder hacks on Facebook demotivational posters
So now you must wave goodbye to your hated home of the brave
And I?ll cartoon myself urinating all over your grave
