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My dick blackberries with Barack Obama
Your dick’s in Iraq, hiding with Osama
My dick rides with fortified armour
Your dick is like a suicide bomber
My dick goes shopping for a Hummer
Your dick got adopted by Madonna
My dick makes yo mama become-a snake charmer
Your dick’s beaten like Rihanna datin’ Jeffrey Dahmer
My dick wins the final task
Your dick wears a swine flu mask
My dick is the Dick In A Box
Your dick talks to the bus driver and wears Crocs
My dick hits the restaurant to dine out
Your dick’s sniffing glue with Amy Winehouse
My dick is a clone of Chuck Norris
Your dick is just an overgrown clitoris
Dick hard as granite, thickest on the planet
Horny as a minotaur, Vote My Dick for Senator
Watch your girl’s headache disappear like Panadol
I’m up here f*** ing models with my modern major genitals
Smothered in hip sauce, covered in lip gloss
Get flipped off while your mother’s garters are ripped off
Sucked, licked, f*** s n*** s and hos
b*** es know that my dick is bigger than yours
My dick grabs the microphone to bust this
Cuz your dick didn’t do the concept justice
My dick likes to rumble in the jungle
Your dick should have rhymed ‘fondled by your uncle’ (Bunghole)
My dick gets swallower or spitter
Your dick has no followers on Twitter
My dick receives ovations from the theatre
Your dick was booed off stage and now you’re bitter
My dick likes to thrust and maim
Your dick self-combusts in flame
My dick will accost a dame
Your dick’s f*** ing lame, with a walking frame
My dick has everlasting fame
Your dick makes girls faint with disgust and shame
My dick’s like the train Boston and Maine
Your dick... just lost the game
Dick hard as diamonds, stick it in your hymens
Horny as a goat, get my prick into your throat
I see more pussy action than Asian tentacles
I’m up here f*** ing models with my modern major genitals
Smothered in hip sauce, covered in lip gloss
Get flipped off while your mother’s garters are ripped off
Sucked, licked, f*** s n*** s and hos
b*** es know that my dick is bigger than yours
My dick spends weekends schmoozing royals
Your dick’s covered in oozing boils
My dick flows like Exxon losing oil
Your dick gets less sex than Susan Boyle
My dick gets lipstick all down south
Your dick puts fishsticks in its mouth
My dick’s the new crude lewd tune on YouTube
Your dick’s lubed by two nude dudes with huge boobs
My dick over tips the scale
Your dick is an epic fail
My dick helps to solve world hunger
Your dick just wishes it was longer
My dick, chicks will smoke like a reefer
Your dick’s a joke, it fits in my urethra
My dick strength is a feat on this earth
Your dick length just competes with its girth
Dick long as hoses, part your legs like Moses
Horny as a trumpet, bend over and pump it
Hanging like a tyre swing between my testicles
I’m up here f*** ing models with my modern major genitals
Smothered in hip sauce, covered in lip gloss
Get flipped off while your mother’s garters are ripped off
Sucked, licked, f*** s n*** s and hos
b*** es know that my dick is bigger than yours
Dick huge as Elvis, bulging from my pelvis
Horny as a unicorn, making Mila Kunis porn
Have the ladies dropping in at frequent intervals
I’m up here f*** ing models with my modern major genitals
Smothered in hip sauce, covered in lip gloss
Get flipped off while your mother’s garters are ripped off
Ridden by more twelve year olds than horses
We all know my dick is bigger than yours is
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